Sunday 10 February 2013

"Hipster" is really a state of mind

-          Rob, what does HIPSTER mean?
-          In which context? – this always is his first question. I think he just needs time to drift away from Arrhenius plots and readjust his mind...
-          SLURP ME WITH YOUR HIPSTER STRAW.
I wish I could describe the look on his face...
„My name is Graham the Smoothie! Please drink my goofy fruitiness in as maverick a manner as possible! Slurp me with your hipster straw.“
I love things which do not make sense!
Like Caitlin Moran. She is nonsense. Nonsense the way I like it.
She just points out random things without any hesitation and makes you believe, it is absolutely fine to write just for the sake of writing, and to fall in love with words which no one ever uses anymore but you are too desperate to admit it and to make matters worse even try to say something legendary with the word ‚bilious‘. Ouch!
Call me culturally ignorant with my „thrift store words“ and passion of pointing out, but you have to admit it is effortlessly cool being pointedly silly about serious things... this must be hipster, right?
The sentence of the day:
SLURP ME WITH YOUR HIPSTER STRAW.